1. If cops pull up, I put that crack in my crack.
2. I just went hunting, I found me some rabbits, I picked out the carrots.
3. Take em boys to school, swagonometry.
4. I look good as your dad on a Friday.
5. I got old hundreds they wrinkled like a Shar Pei.
Oh and an honourable mention:
6. No homo we smokin penises.