Top 3 Glutton Life Hacks

Posted by Hidden Mangroves on

1. Popcorn Harness 

U see a hoodie, we see a popcorn harness. Provides a time reduction in hand to mouth operation. You will certainly see an increase in the amount of popcorn consumed per minute. 

The kernels at the bottom of the bag remind me of the opposition. Their presence both distressing and unnecessary.

2. Mobile ordering Apps - McDonalds & Starbucks 

This is a final form level Glutton move. All novices proceed with caution. I know a couple of pot belly dons with an overactive thyroid, who, bestowed with this information, might end up like Bruce Bogtrotter.

3. Air support 

Get you a friend like Kyle.